Father-in-law: "Have you seen Yahoo! Earth?"
My father in-law called my wife this weekend and here is how the conversation went. Father-in-law: "Have you seen Yahoo! Earth?" Wife: [Shouts upstairs] "HAVE YOU SEEN SOMETHING CALLED YAHOO! EARTH?" Me: ??? Me: [Shouting downstairs] "DO YOU MEAN GOOGLE EARTH?" Wife: [Shouting upstairs and into the phone] "GOOGLE EARTH?" Father-in-law: "Uh? Yeah." Now, for a former rocket scientist and engineer. That ain't bad.